The friends Honda and Jounouchi were attempting to explain the reasons behind the holiday season to the once great Pharaoh, and wishing someone else were doing it instead. How did one explain how an event that took place 2,000 years prior to modern times (or 3,000 years after said Pharaoh’s time) became the mega spending frenzy it had? Well, in any case they were trying, until they noticed Anzu’s approach.

Honda took off running in the opposite direction immediately, leaving the others to wonder what was happening. That was when they saw the pink fur. Jounouchi quickly gave the other boy his trademarked grin and took off after his friend, leaving the Pharaoh to deal with the perky brunette. Eyes opened wide at the impending arrival of the girl, there was nowhere to run or hide in the short amount of time he had, except for the one place she couldn’t follow. Knowing the girl’s intent was for him and not Yugi, he forced a switch tossing the young duelist to the proverbial wolf.

She hadn’t noticed the change Yugi noted, still stalking him as a hunter would her prey. Feeling very small and rather like a piece of meat, Yugi continued backing up until he found he no longer could, having back into something rather solid. His world came crashing down in a field of evergreen, sharp needles sticking into various parts of his body he preferred they didn’t. In his haste to get away from Anzu, Yugi had back up into the Christmas tree causing it to tumble down upon him. As students and teachers alike pulled the tree back up, a very agitated and severely panicked Spirit of the Puzzle once again took control of Yugi’s body. “Woman, are you trying to kill us?”

Shock crossed Anzu’s face, “Of course not! It’s your fault as much as mine. If you hadn’t run away Yugi wouldn’t have backed into the tree.” She crossed her arms over her chest, just under her breast--whether to emphasize her indignation with the whole situation or her femininity no one knew. “Besides, he obviously didn’t get hurt and neither did anyone else. No thanks to you.”

The internal clock Kaiba had been keeping a watch on, along with the one on the wall, signaled it was past time to go. He had watched the scenario play out between Mouto and the girl. When the tree fell it was all he could do not to break into laughter and the scene now was too much even for him. Kaiba left the room as quickly as possible all the while looking calm and collected as though he were just passing through. Once out the door, a couple of tears ran down his face from the forced confinement of laughter as he choked back the stream of delirious giggles. Taking a deep breath, and getting himself back under control, Kaiba walked out to his car. He was driving off when he realized he’d never found out if Yugi enjoyed his present or not. It wasn’t what he originally intended but--it was fun all the same. It had taken quite awhile for the guard dogs to chew up the figure properly.


Home again and still nothing overtly odd appeared on his doorstep. Kaiba walked up the stairs to his room; Mokuba wouldn’t be home for another few hours as he was spending time with some friend before the holidays--why he couldn’t spend time with the kid during the holiday vacation Kaiba didn’t know and didn’t care. As he climbed the stairs, there was a noticeable drop in the temperature. Odd he thought, knowing very well that the temperature was always set at a moderate degree year round. Stepping into his room, he discovered the reason for the cold.

He flipped out his cell phone once again, pounding in the numbers to call security. “Someone explain what the hell this is in my room.” He turned the phone and a small click was heard as the camera took its shot.

“It’s a snowman, Mr. Kaiba. Sir.”

He was surrounded by idiots. “I very fucking well know that. Tell me how it got here, why it’s here, and get it the hell out.”

“We’ll send someone immediately, Sir.”

Kaiba waited, standing there in his own room, watching a snowman that sat melting upon his bed--the temperature wasn’t cold enough to keep it solid for long. Who ever had done this hadn’t been gone too long before he arrived, hell they could still be in the place as far as he knew and security wasn’t any help at all. He quickly dialed another number from memory, “Where are you?”

“Hi, big brother.”

“Answer me. Mokuba, where are you right now?”

“Kyle’s, like I told you. Why, what happened?”

“Nothing, just stay there until I call you again or send someone for you.”

Mokuba had heard that tone before, it was his brother’s ‘I’m older than you therefore I know better than you, and am in charge’ voice. The one he didn’t even attempt to challenge. “Okay.”

Disconnecting the call, Kaiba watched as the water slowly pooled upon his blanket before seeping through, only to drip off onto the floor. Damn, he was going to need a new mattress and sheets. This was going to end in someone’s death if he had any say in it--and he did.

After a thorough search of the building and grounds, security once again coming up with nothing, Kaiba sat himself down and personally went over the entire day’s worth of digital surveillance images. Nothing. There was no way anyone could get past the cameras, they were everywhere, and recording anytime there was movement in their area. Several hours later, he gave the all clear to Mokuba before sending a car for his brother, still unsatisfied at the results of his search.

He slept that night, rather uncomfortably, in one of the other rooms. It turned out the carpet in his room would have to be replaced as well. Snow now sat high on his list of reasons to hate the season. Snow, snowballs, and snowmen were a complete waste of time, energy, and body heat. Tossing and turning through most of the night, Kaiba didn’t get a lot of sleep. Waking up the next morning, well more correctly getting up out of the bed he’d been trying all night to sleep in, Kaiba was reminded of another reason why he hated Christmas.

“Isn’t the day perfect for our trip, Big Brother?”

Trip? Trip? What was the boy talking about--a trip? Kaiba’s sleep deprived brain started processing the information Mokuba threw at him--although a little slower than the boy was speaking considering Mokuba was chattering away at a mile a minute and Kaiba’s brain was only up to a quarter mile but still he was getting the idea. Sometime he had promised to take Mokuba to the local zoo’s annual Wild Wonderland presentation. A zoo full of parents and kids all trying to look at the odd assortment of winter or artic themed exhibits of animals; reindeer and penguins, animals in their winter coats like sables and minks, although Kaiba was of the opinion that if he really wanted to see a sable or mink he could just go buy a fur coat. There would be many other exotic wintry creatures as well--joy of joys. Of course, Mokuba was thrilled at the prospect of going with his big brother. It was too early for this; he needed caffeine.

After three cups of coffee, a reasonable breakfast, and an extremely long bath, Kaiba found his brother waiting at the front door impatiently pacing back and forth across the floor. “All right, let’s go and get this over with.” Mokuba darted toward the door, threw it open, and raced out before his brother could change his mind.

They drove in silence, Kaiba having refused to let Mokuba turn on the radio after finding nothing but annoying Christmas songs blaring on every station.

“So, um big brother? What do you want for Christmas?”

Such an innocent question and so ridiculous. Why would he want anything special now more than any other time of year, although the idea of finally beating Mouto always sat high on his list. Peace and quiet away from the usual gang of idiots would be nice as well. A pair of brown eyes surrounded by shagging blond hair gazing up lovingly--what the hell? Where had THAT come from? Eyes shifted sideways toward his brother, “Nothing,” he growled, glad that he had not run them off the road when he lost his mind with that last thought.

When they finally made it to the zoo, Mokuba dragged Kaiba into the throng of merry Christmas tourists. Mokuba spent most of his time running back and forth between his brother and the exhibits, trying to convince him to come see what was there. Kaiba for his part stood to the back, waiting out the impressive energy surge that overtook his younger brother. That was until they made it to the area where the reindeer where being stabled for the petting zoo.

“Hi, Yugi!” Mokuba noticed the others first, otherwise Kaiba would have turned and gone the other way. What his brother saw in the spiky haired little freak of a duelist, Kaiba would never know; personally he couldn’t stand any of them.

Everyone was standing around looking at the deer in strange amazement. Kaiba thought for a moment of telling them that the only thing the deer were good for were steaks, however the look upon his brother’s face held the comment. Although he couldn’t hold back the one that came to him when he overheard Jounouchi talking about the antlers. Once again, the blond and his friend Honda had started another argument. This time it was over the size of the reindeer’s antlers, and how it must indicate something about how strong the male deer were.

“Females,” Kaiba explained nearly laughing at the deer in the headlight looks he received from the others. “Only female reindeer have antlers in the winter, the males lose theirs in the fall.”

“Kaiba, you really know how to ruin a good time.” Jounouchi turned away, moving into the petting area, while trying to get as far away from the smug bastard as quickly as possible.

“Don’t know about that Jounouchi,” there was that twinkle in Bakura’s eyes again that Kaiba had decided not to trust, “bet he could show you a real good time if you gave him half a chance.” Nope, did not trust that one at all; however, the reaction his comment received from the blond was interesting--wasn’t going to trust that one either.

He should have known better than to allow Mokuba to follow the others; at least, he should have known to get away before they were all tossed out of the zoo. The others had all ended up going into the petting area, while Kaiba stood outside waiting for Mokuba to come out. Watching Mokuba and the others feed the reindeer little pellets of corn and whatever else deer were fed was quickly becoming boring, until one of the deer decided she wasn’t being fed enough fast enough. Out of nowhere a Christmas song, that he’d heard once, played its self in Kaiba’s head as he watched the deer trample over Bakura in a desperate attempt to get the feed in his hand. Oh well, it wasn’t Christmas Eve just yet, more like Christmas Eve morn, but the song was pretty close except in the song Grandma died and Bakura didn’t. The white haired boy jumped up immediately after the deer got off him and started chasing after her screaming something about venison. At this point, the children in the area were crying and yelling, while their mothers ran to save them. Eventually the zookeepers had everyone calmed down, and forced the wild gang of rambunctious teens to leave immediately.

Kaiba had never been so insulted in his life--imagine being grouped into a gang with those people. Grabbing Mokuba by the hand, he turned stomping out of the zoo and as far away from the others as quickly as he could, grumbling the whole time about Christmas, trees, reindeer and dogs. No one who overheard could figure out the dog comment.



O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree!
How are thy leaves so verdant!
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
How are thy leaves so verdant!

Not only in the summertime,
But even in winter is thy prime.
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
How are thy leaves so verdant!

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Much pleasure doth thou bring me!
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Much pleasure doth thou bring me!

For every year the Christmas tree,
Brings to us all both joy and glee.
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Much pleasure doth thou bring me!

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Thy candles shine out brightly!
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Thy candles shine out brightly!

Each bough doth hold its tiny light,
That makes each toy to sparkle bright.
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Thy candles shine out brightly!



(A/N: and you thought I was going to use Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer didn’t you?)
 


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